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Royal Academy of Reality

Royal Academy of Reality is an ambitious and successful summer blockbuster of a release...a sexy tour de force...glorious odes to the solar system. It's an anthem of the sun that would bust out in blows against the empire if anyone had the energy to launch a wooden ship, much less a rocket.

--VILLAGE VOICE

Possibly the most progressive American rock record of the new century. It sets an artistic standard few bands will be able to match.

--THE STATE

Overflowing with musical and intellectual ideas...flat-out astonishing.

--WIRE U.K.

Pocket symphonies of silvery guitar and warm-water singing: Abbey Road wrapped in kudzu.
--ROLLING STONE

A lavish record that's as cryptic as R.E.M. and as expansive as The Flaming Lips...warm and humane rather than aridly cerebral...their time may have come. 4 STARS.
--Q MAGAZINE U.K.

A gorgeous disc from a unique band that has been out of action too long.
--WASHINGTON POST

GRADE: A: Repeat listenings of Reality yield countless new pleasures.
--ATLANTA JOURNAL

A sprawling 70-minute voyage into deep space.
--CREATIVE LOAFING

The striking scale and superb craft of this album are impressive by any standard.

--ALL MUSIC GUIDE

This is one terrific album...a spectacular sound, one that overflows with sheer exuberance and invention...a strikingly original piece of work, and proof positive that in the grand tradition of Sgt. Pepper and Dark Side of the Moon, imagination and ambition are still vital ingredients when it comes to making music that really matters.
--SOUTH FLORIDA'S ENTERTAINMENT

NEWS & VIEWS

A rock and roll Gravity's Rainbow.
--AMPLIFIER

Exquisitely crafted songs [that] burst on the ear with the sudden force and electric sizzle of an August thunderstorm. Others open like furled flower buds, petal by petal, with imagery that's both winsome and passionate.
--TALLAHASSEE DEMOCRAT

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The Tallahassee Democrat

Posted on Fri, Aug. 08, 2003
by Kati Schardl

Deep, dense beauty from the Swimming Pool Q's

Ever since the Swimming Pool Q's latest CD, Royal Academy of Reality, landed in my lap, I've been trying to figure out how - and what - to write about it.This figuring-out process has stretched out over a few months - the disc was released on Bar/None Records in May. I have my reasons. Chief among them is the fact that I'm still savoring the succulent pop served up on the CD, the band's first studio effort since 1989's World War Two Point Five. The meat and marrow of band brain Jeff Calder's exquisitely crafted songs are so rich that repeated listenings are required for satisfactory gestation.I should mention that Calder is a treasured acquaintance of long standing, an erudite raconteur and keen-eyed observer of pop culture in all its absurd guises. So you can see my dilemma. I want to do Calder's creation justice, without gushing or, conversely, feeling compelled by our acquaintance to be unduly severe. Seeking guidance, I checked to see what others have had to say about Royal Academy of Reality. I found a gleaming heap of reviews salted with words like "superb," "a rock and roll Gravity's Rainbow, "breathtaking," "lush ...lovely" and "gorgeous." Now, those of you who know the Atlanta-based Q's chiefly from the band's late '70s/early '80s raucous and always entertaining Tallahassee shows are probably scratching your heads. Lush and lovely? Can this be the same band known for such intelligent and downright quirky hits as "Rat Bait," "The A-Bomb Woke Me Up," "Stock Car Sin" and "Walk Like a Chicken"? Royal Academy is like, and yet unlike, previous Q's output. The same intellect guides the music, but the music has made an evolutionary leap. From free-wheeling, sometimes self-consciously geeky garage rock, it's blossomed into something more melodically alluring and lyrically voluptuous.Some songs burst on the ear with the sudden force and electric sizzle of an August thunderstorm. Others open like furled flower buds, petal by petal, with imagery that's both winsome and passionate.The poetry of Calder's lyrics is cosmic in scope on songs such as the delicate, fervent "Light Arriving Soon," the dizzying "Out of Nothing" and the trippy, anthemic "The Earth Makes Us Feel Things." And his words are painterly and passionate on such sensual tunes as "Yesterday's Rain," "The Discovery of Dawn," "Everybody Knows Tomorrow" and "The Radio in Memphis."I reckon I've gone and gushed. But Royal Academy of Reality is so deeply, densely pleasurable that I would've done the same if I didn't know Jeff Calder from Adam. So there.